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Cute Loops
08-22-2006, 06:16 PM
I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

- ya whatever, how do i create a .emacs file? dont i have to give it a name?

Is it because do you create the emacs file that you came to me?

- what?

Can you elaborate on that?

- what, as in what the fuck are you trying to say?

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

- ya, and i would appreciate you just answering the damned question

Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

- perhaps you could avoid an ass kicking by answering my fucking question

Please, get your mind out of the gutter.

- ok, pretty please, tell me how to create a .emacs file.... asswipe

Does it bother you that to create an emacs file asswipe?

- what?

Would you please continue.

- what the fuck are you trying to say? make some sense motherfucker

Such lewdness is not appreciated.

- you not answering my question is whats not appreciated

Why do you say that?

- because your not answering my question asshole

When did you first know that my not answering your question asshole?

- what?

Go on, don't be afraid.

- afraid of what?

What makes you believe you are afraid of what?

- im not afraid of what, what what what WHAT WHAT WHAT!! see! the only thing im afraid of is my wifes tuna surprise

You seem terrified by what.

- you need to die slowly

This is not a healthy way of thinking.

- fuck you, i'll make a _emacs file instead, thanks for nothing

Could you avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

- NO

Why not?

- DIE MOTHERFUCKER

Are you annoyed that you, too, may die someday?

- ya, as long as i keep throwing bread out this window i got life right
in the palm of my hands, im not worried

Are you worried often?

- only when my balls itch

What happens when your balls itch?

- i hose em down

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

- with what?

Are you sure that with what?

- your verbage sucks, your advise sucks, your AI sucks, time to die bitch

I am worried by your obsession with this topic!

- enough of your shit.......... FILE / EXIT EMACS

Mom
08-23-2006, 06:00 PM
my doilents, step outside windows sonny, create ur file in a shell.... quit being such a dipstick