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Cute Loops
03-23-2005, 04:43 PM
my uncle jasper was a pretty cool guy, my first memories of listening to a guitar were provided by him, he used to come over and play back when i was only about 4 yrs old, back in the days when my parents still partied up a bit

he died of lung cancer a couple weeks back, sad yes.. but the man had a good life, i didnt realize how many friends he had until the wake

after the funeral his wife told me that i could come over to their house and have my choice of anything i wanted to remember him by

i had his old guitar in mind but unfortunately it seems he got rid of it.. darn!

and so im looking around his attic and all i can see is junk, I finally grabbed a couple of bookends to take with me, but just before i head downstairs i spied a trunk, an old army trunk

Im thinking... hey cool i can store all kinds of stuff in here, the thing looked like it could survive a nuclear blast

when i opened it up.... it was jackpot

this truck was full of vinyl records, 231 to be exact not counting the double/triple sets

the stones.. original london labels
beatles.. original capital rainbow labels, sgt. peppers with the cutout sheet, magical mystery tour with the booklet still glued in, etc..
miles davis
the who
santana
the dead.. live dead, i believe this has been outta print for awhile
mott the hoople
jeff airplane
etc etc etc

every last one in mint condition, i kid you not, not a rip, not a tear, not a scratch, many have the plastic wrap still on them with just the end slit enough to get the album out

for the last 2 days ive been sitting here reading all these liner notes and looking at the artwork

I feel overjoyed to have these records, but at the same time i also get a sense of sadness as well, sad because the nostalgic side of me that grew up listening to albums feels that the time of conceptual tomes may be coming to an end, it seems were heading back to the days before rubber soul and revolver, back to the days when the single was king

anyway, thank you Jap, rip my man...........

Cute Loops
03-24-2005, 04:21 AM
man i wish i had a turntable still

this morning i got up at 4:30 and started looking at all the pics and reading the liner notes and stuff in these records, its seems sleep is getting harder and harder to come by, I guess Im getting old, but on the bright side i get alot done in the early morning, its peaceful

anyway im looking at these records when i noticed that Jap had 2 copies of Al Stewarts Year Of The Cat record, one in perfect condition and the other kinda beat up

upon closer inspection of the beat up record i notice an object stuck in the fold of the foldout..

..it took me a few seconds to realize what i was holding in my hand..

..and then I notice small dark-brown stains on the foldout and particulate matter in the fold

my oh my, I just found a decades old joint pressed completely flat, this record was obviously Japs rolling tray at one time

I woke my wife up to tell what i had found, she got mad, shes not a morning person

and so i come back in here and stare at this joint, its like a freakin' time capsule or something, Im thinking should I frame it? should I have it bronzed? should i encase it within a clear resin and make a paperweight out of it?

then I started thinking maybe I should smoke it, it cant be any good now but it'll be like I almost got to smoke a joint with my dead uncle

and so Im holding the thing, fingering my lighter, thinking about Jap sitting in his recliner attached to his breather

hmmmm, no double hmmmm

ya know an opprutunity to make a statement to within yourself doesnt happen every day

and so I....




























































....walk into the bathroom and flush it away, and it felt good, it felt very good