View Full Version : do worry, be angry
Cute Loops
03-08-2008, 11:38 AM
fill ur tank today............. ya you killed someone somewhere
ya well..... so did i..... i wonder if they deserved it?
fuck
so ahhhh..... howz ur free will dooin?.... are ya gonna vote this year?
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anyway....... angers a gift, remember that:mad:
Cute Loops
03-09-2008, 12:44 AM
hey i just wrote an autobiographical poem, its called
'Theres definitely something wrong with that motherfucker'
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so ahhh, anyway... howz life here in the United States of Gotcha?... is it good?... is ur retirement set?... will you have enough cash to ward off an early release from life?... youre not gonna be a burden on society are you?..... if so thats nice, good for you youve made it out
but.. if not, well.... the system awaits, ya someday some doctor is gonna jot down...
'Theres definitely something wrong with this motherfucker'
and then the pharmaceuticals will hail...
'try this, its proven effective, and approved by most major medical plans'
...until ur fucking saturated and complacent within the routine; just another parameter passed along to a recursive function in which the end case simply asks...
'can we bill anymore?'
...and if not... its time for ur release, of course it will be ur decision, its what you want, there will be a nice room with a nice bed, and an attractive young nurse, and on the table maybe even a pamphlet that says....
'Dont worry, be happy... tips on meeting God for the first time, and what to wear'
yes there will be a nice selection offered for the occasion, and if you think off the right boxes they will even anoint you with perfume, or if you prefer... olive oil
all itemized of course:cool:
Cute Loops
03-09-2008, 02:57 AM
[perfect smile] Trust me, God is gonna love you even more in that, and if the family can swing the diff... I say go for it
<why did they cut me off so soon?... in three days i'll be 108 what the fuck... whats 96 hours come on...>
Mr. Butterworth....
<fuck it............... click>
click
Thank you, may I offer some additional hardening of your cabinet done by Rhinoternal.. the leaders in ultra-high-velocity collision protection.. all work is guaranteed through final drop-down at any location within the galaxy, and all protection packages are on sale until midnight tonight [perfect smile]
<God I hate salesmen, this thing may still be running tomorrow but at least I was real motherfuckers............... NO!... click>
click
Thank you, you are almost done now please continue
<almost done?... please continue?..... God this is a sick joke... why?>
Mr. Butterworth....
<but......... but.......... fuck.........................click>
click
Thank you, now please... lay down and be comfortable, your halo attendant will be with you shortly
<but......... I...... I.... I can still swallow>
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