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Cute Loops
06-25-2005, 07:50 PM
Tom Cruise and John Travolta paid a fortune to attain the following information, and thier church wants them to share it with you, they want you to achieve your full potential in this life, if you have the proper assets
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75 million years ago, Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as Teegeeack. The planets were overpopulated, each having on average 178 billion people. The Galactic Confederacy's civilization was comparable to our own, with people "walking around in clothes which looked very remarkably like the clothes they wear this very minute" and using cars, trains and boats looking exactly the same as those "circa 1950, 1960" on Earth.
Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of "renegades", he defeated the populace and the "Loyal Officers", a force for good that was opposed to Xenu. Then, with the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of people to paralyse them with injections of alcohol and glycol, under the pretense that they were being called for "income tax inspections." The kidnapped populace was loaded into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). The space planes were exact copies of Douglas DC-8s.
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When the space planes had reached Teegeeack, the paralysed people were unloaded and stacked around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were lowered into the volcanoes, and all were detonated simultaneously. Only a few people's physical bodies survived.
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The now-disembodied victims' souls, called thetans, were blown into the air by the blast. They were captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon" ("which also was a type of standing wave") and sucked into "vacuum zones" around the world. The hundreds of billions of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days. This implanted "various misleading data" (collectively termed the R6 implant) into the memories of the hapless thetans, "which has to do with God, the Devil, space opera, etcetera". This included all world religions, which specifically attributes Roman Catholicism and the image of the Crucifixion to the influence of Xenu. The interior decoration of "all modern theaters" is also due to an unconscious recollection of Xenu's implants.
In addition to implanting new beliefs in the thetans, the images deprived them of their sense of identity. When the thetans left the projection areas, they started to cluster together in groups of a few thousand, having lost the ability to differentiate between each other. Each cluster of thetans gathered into one of the few remaining bodies that survived the explosion. These became what are known as body thetans, which are said to be still clinging to and adversely affecting everyone who has not performed the necessary steps, (aka large monetary contributions) to remove them.
The Loyal Officers finally overthrew Xenu and locked him away in a mountain, where he was imprisoned forever by a force field powered by an eternal battery. Teegeeack/Earth was subsequently abandoned by the Galactic Confederacy and remains a pariah "prison planet" to this day, although it has suffered repeatedly from incursions by alien "Invader Forces" since then.
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fuck I'd send a donation just for the laugh, but ahhh... I'll keep my money for some wiponet therapy thank you very much:cool:
Cute Loops
06-26-2005, 01:23 AM
"People want to know -- how did I do what I've done? and I don't believe in hiding things. A lot of people want to hide things and not let people know the deeper truth because they feel that there's a kind of control or power in that"
Tom Cruise - Actor
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"The Purification Rundown lifted a cloud off my head and enabled me to think and see clearly. I have to say that one of the most important things Scientology has given me is the ability to keep my integrity together. I understand how people can get into unethical situations, and Scientology has always helped me keep my head clear and be in present time. Each service in Scientology is something I have added to my tool box of data for living, and now I am able to see situations for what they really are."
Danny Masterson - Actor
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"Without Scientology, I would be in an alley somewhere, looking for dope"
Giovanni Ribisi - Actor
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"I had been destroying myself for eight months with false information which had left me completely confused. I saw others around me who were afraid of knowing anything about the truth. They acted as if it were a dark, dangerous cave that you didn't dare enter. This was completely false data. Scientology is a gift that has given me the ability to achieve what I have achieved. I owe much to L. Ron Hubbard and to this technology. It works. There are millions of people who need to know about it right now. They need these answers."
Eduardo Palomo - Actor & Vocalist
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Cute Loops
06-26-2005, 01:28 AM
"Were it not for Scientology, I would either be completely insane or dead by now. I am forever grateful for the technology of Scientology and to Mr. Hubbard who dedicated his life to helping man and this planet, as well as to the people who have dedicated their lives to helping others through the truth of Scientology."
Lisa Marie Presley - Wannabe Singer
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"I Wish Elvis knew what Scientology was before he died, the church's staunch anti-drug policies could have helped Elvis a lot in fighting his addiction to drugs, but he stayed away from Scientology like it was a cobra. He'd shit a brick to see how much Lisa Marie's gotten out of it."
Priscilla Presley - Actress
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"I am no longer stuck in the bottomless pit of despair and apathy. Having achieved the state of Clear is the single most important thing that I've done for myself. It has allowed me to experience life in a way I only imagined."
Juliette Lewis - Actress & Singer
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"When I did my first service at the Church it was then called the Children's Communication Course. I was not sure what it would be like. After the first day I came home happier than I'd ever been. It wasn't like a book telling me what I should do. It was people helping me find a way to improve my life, the way I wanted it to go. I will never forget that day! Wow, it blew me away!
One time I was filming a movie called Mrs. Santa Clause with Angela Lansbury. She was in the middle of a big emotional scene with me and a fly fell on my nose during a take. I just kept going and didn't worry about it. If I had started laughing or something it would have been awful. Scientology helped me to be able to confront any situation."
Lynsey Bartilson - Actress
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Cute Loops
06-26-2005, 01:31 AM
"In January of 1975 I was working on my first film in Durango, Mexico. There I met an actress who gave me the book Dianetics. During the five weeks we were filming she gave me some auditing sessions and applied some basic principles. That was when I became involved in Dianetics-because it worked.
When I returned to the United States I began Scientology training and auditing. My career immediately took off and I landed a lead role on the TV show "Welcome Back Kotter" and had a string of successful films. I have been a successful actor for 17 years and Scientology has played a major role in that success.
I have a wonderful child and a great marriage because I apply L. Ron Hubbard's technology to this area of my life. As a Scientologist I have the technology to handle life's problems and I have used this to help others in life as well.
I would say that Scientology put me into the big time."
John Travolta - Actor
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"Being an actress in Los Angeles, with all the stress and insecurities that the film business can put on an artist, it is very easy to get screwed up. And believe me - I was before I got into Scientology. My life was a total mess. A friend of mine told me about Scientology. I was hesitant at first, then I started reading books by L. Ron Hubbard. They were so right on, the principles so simple and true. I started learning more and more and my life started to change. I would never have believed my life would be this good."
Kimberley Kates - Actress
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"Scientology has been my road out. There is nothing about my life that I feel apathetic or unhappy about, and this to me, is priceless, and if somebody is going to get turned off about something because of what they read or heard, then that person's not smart enough to even enter a church anyway."
Leah Remini - Actress
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"I'm just starting out, taking my first courses - beginning with the Purification - and have found that the Tech. is endlessly workable and applicable to all of life's apparent difficulties, obstacles, and cross-roads. It is a Modern day and these times need Modern solutions to Modern problems. Scientology, to me, is it! There's nothing scary or mysterious about it. Grab a book, any book, and discover for yourself the truth that is Universal to us all."
Corin Nemec - Actor
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Cute Loops
06-26-2005, 06:44 AM
"One day I ran into a situation that made me like frazzled. I had a job dancing on Murder, She Wrote, and I was spending the night at my now-husband, boyfriend-at-the-time's house. I was so used to the alarm that it didn't wake me up, and I woke up an hour and a half after I was supposed to be there. And you know, you get that panic: "Oh, God! Ohhhh!" I got in the car and I was all frazzled and starting to cry and was rushed, and I couldn't think. I couldn't even put my seatbelt on. I was just a mess. Then I went, Wait a minute--that's purely reactive and insane. Look, I went, you're in the car, you can't get there any faster. So just turn the music on, enjoy. This has happened to me before and I arrived on the set and messed everybody's day up. Being so apologetic is really pushing people away and turning them off--and I had a horrible shoot. It's not optimum. So next time, I said, wait a sec. Now let's just apply what you learned last night. And I went da-da-da, da-da-da and got a lot more analytical about the situation. When I got there, I said, "I'm very sorry I'm late. The alarm didn't wake me up." And they said, "That's fine. We're not going to get to you for another few hours. Just take your time, relax. Get some coffee." Like, wow! I went, This is great. I like this. This helps me. It's just very simple: Scientology helps me live my life better."
Jenna Elfman - Actress
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"Scientology saved my life. I have always won at life, but never to my full potential. Since I've been in Scientology, I have a whole new career and I have a new life. And best of all, I have the knowledge to make it happen. Before Scientology I succeeded a lot, but I also bombed out a lot. When I found Scientology I was not working much and I was personally very unhappy in life. I did not have the knowledge or the tech to get out of that condition or even that I was in a condition to get out of. Now I have the knowledge to create for myself the life I want."
Jennifer Aspen - Actress
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I was one of the few Level 12 Auditors in The Church of Scientology, but before The Church I wanted to be a pilot.
My father though insisted upon grooming me to take over the Church after him, while at the same time stunting my personal growth by alienating any friends I might make, especially if they were men, and he suspected them of a romantic interest in me.
My only means of escape is now becoming clear.
Quentin Hubbard - Son of L. Ron Hubbard
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"That stupid fucking kid! That stupid fucking kid! Look what he's done to me!"
L.Ron Hubbard - after learning of his sons suicide
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Cute Loops
06-26-2005, 03:26 PM
to be honest Ide have to admit to a bit of a baa myself here, and I think I read somewhere that Scientology is the number one google term ending with ology right about now, I believe it .. Im one of em munching
this is the effects of moving my work, and my laptop, into the living room this weekend, where of course, is........... the TV, nasty beast:rolleyes:
Monkey Chunx
07-06-2005, 09:25 PM
Fruitypotamus,
Not being a drinker, I am wondering why the Heineken bottle next to Leah's pechos is so fat.
:confused:
Steev
07-07-2005, 02:51 PM
I admit, I am backlogged, behind, backed up, out of schedule, out of scope, slow to market, missing deadlines, catching up, and treading water. Therefore, I have not read any of this. However, I do see more wisdom on this page than in the entire Bible, so I intend on reading this in prison soon.
Cute Loops
10-07-2005, 05:37 PM
ya maybe i'll let it slide, maybe not, seeing how ur so
those fucking videos better be good, ya better not make me waste my time here acting stupid 4 ya for some lame-ass half-ass shit, dont piss me off, i should send wonderbread here ta wrap ur head 4 hookin me like this fuckin' drug here, i shouldnt even be here right now but there are some important things that we need to address so fuckin' listen up peeps
that story up top, its called the Xenu story, and the Church of Scientology has tried to keep it under wraps, it has even hired lawyers and has sued internet sites that have posted it, claiming its copyrighted material thats not to be distributed freely over the internet, ya well that shit dont confront me because well it would be ur ass holyzoo anyway-not mine, so..
check this out...
from www.xenu.net (http://www.xenu.net/)....
"The Xenu story, when read in detail, betrays the total stupidity of the Scientology religion and reveals it for the fraud that it is. In towns where the cult of Scientology is hoping to create a stronghold, the Xenu leaflet totally destroys any credibility the cult may have acquired. If enough of the Xenu leaflets can be put into distribution then the townsfolk will realise that they have an insane and criminal organisation within their midst. They will in turn copy the leaflet and give it to others and within six months or so the cult will be starved of new recruits and people buying services from them. The Xenu leaflet reveals the truth and Scientology cannot exist in the presence of the truth. The Xenu leaflet exposes Scientology for what it is and hence destroys it."
ok, sounds like a plan
I have declared war on the Church of Scientology and ur gonna be a soldier in this war mayonaisse, the www is our weapon and you will follow this order....
- you will link to this thread anywhere and everywhere possible, or distribute copies of the Xenu story contained within it by any means necessary to whomever you can
but first, study the following links, the knowledge contained will assure that ur dinformation will be properly cocked and loaded
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2002Sep/gee20020925016491.htm
http://www.modemac.com/cgi-bin/cos.pl/Operation_Wideawake
and if you have time after studying that, just remember.... google is our ally, use it
now get ta ur duty, and yoo, that shit better be good, tracks 1-29 is what he got, fuckit... its probably all scratched ta shit under his fuckin' car seat anyway:mad:
Monkey Chunx
12-05-2005, 01:13 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,160192,00.html
[Katie] Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond trader.
The Feshbach family, according to published documents, has donated millions to the Church of Scientology. Jessica's aunt even runs a Scientology center in Florida.
According to Richard Behar's now famous 1991 story in Time magazine about Scientology, the Feshbachs were the subject of congressional hearings in 1989.
Behar wrote: "The heads of several companies claimed that Feshbach operatives have spread false information to government agencies and posed in various guises — such as a Securities and Exchange Commission official — in an effort to discredit the companies and drive the stocks down.
"Michael Russell, who ran a chain of business journals, testified that a Feshbach employee called his bankers and interfered with his loans. Sometimes the Feshbachs send private detectives to dig up dirt on firms, which is then shared with business reporters, brokers and fund managers."
Cute Loops
12-10-2005, 07:08 AM
private chunx gets a stripe here
an engagment ring wasnt the only thing Tom gave Katie, i hear he's also provided her with a personal assistant – an employee of the church of scientology – to help keep her on the path:cool:
Monkey Chunx
12-10-2005, 10:56 PM
[On April 11th], Holmes was still in New York and was photographed at VH1's "Save the Music" concert. She still had not met Cruise.
Sometime that week, her friends say, she flew to Los Angeles for a meeting with Cruise about a role in "Mission: Impossible 3." The meeting took place after April 11.
The next time anyone heard from Holmes was on April 27, when she appeared in public as Cruise's girlfriend and love of his life.
Where was she during those 16 days?
Somewhere during that time, she decided to fire both her manager and agent, each of whom she had been with for years and who were devoted to her.
The manager, John Carrabino, also handles Renée Zellweger and is beloved by his clients.
Holmes also acquired a new best friend, Jessica Feshbach, the daughter of Joe Feshbach, a controversial Palo Alto, Calif., bond trader.
(snip)
Also, gone from the picture are two close Holmes friends who used to be with her when she did publicity for a film.
One of these is Meghann Birie, a childhood friend who has suddenly disappeared from Holmes' world. Another, a local TV producer here in New York, was too afraid to discuss the situation with me.
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