FreshAid

[Brad Westcott]

-a paperboy rides his bike onstage-

(well who did you expect Judas Priest?)

[hahahahaha]

(hey todays my birthday, my Dad bought me a guitar, its so cool, check it out)

[yaaaahappybirthdayyaaaaa]

(Im not that good yet, but Im practicing real hard, I wanna be a rockstar!!)

[yaaaayougokidyaaaaaa]

(for my birthday theyre gonna let me introduce the first act, cool huh?)

[yaaaawoohooyaaaa]

(I know youve been waiting so long for this so I wont keep you waiting anymore)

[yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

(so well you please welcome, the Dream Weaver himself, Mr. Gary Right)

[YAAAAAROARAAAAAAA]

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hey...... how ya doin' today

[WOOOOOHOOOOOOO]

you all look so bluetyful, you remind me of the ocean, give me a love-wave starting on this side

<ROAR-TO-THE-RIGHT>

now on that side

<ROAR-TO-THE-LEFT>

you can drown me with that anyday, and I love you all too

now before I start my song I need a few moments of silence please

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please, its very important

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thank you, ok....lets make a phone call

<picks up phone>

**1-202-456-1111**

-rrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrr-

{hello this is the White House, how may we help you today?}

well hello White House, this is Gary Right at FreshAid calling for the President

{I'm sorry but the President is unable to take any calls, can I take a message?}

yes, you sure can

we would like to send a message to the Prez that Washington starts with the word washing

{ok}

and we would like to see our capital live up to that part of its name, we're sick of unfulfilled promises

{ok}

and we are tired of being slaves to petroleum based technology, we want alternative energy sources.

because well... we love our mother....

.... dont we? <holds out phone>

[YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!]

{ok}

and we have over 600,000 people partying here today, and they and all their friends vote clean, pass that on.

{ok I will do that.... is there anything else?}

no thats it, thanks for your time, bye

{goodbye}

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This is called Power of Fresh

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<heavy snyth.... dadadada, dadadada, dadadada, dadadada>

I can see by the look in your face that you like to be clean
and the deeds we accomplish today will help set us all free

Power of Fresh flowing in me
Power of Fresh growing in me

Theyre gonna hear what were saying, theyre gonna know that our love is for real
Theyre gonna hear what were playing today, theyre gonna know just how we feel

Power of Fresh flowing in me
Power of Fresh growing in me

<synth solo>

Power of Fresh flowing in me
Power of Fresh growing in me

We know where were heading, and soon up from the skies we will fly
We know that were ready, our good destiny just we wont be denied

Power of Fresh flowing in me
Power of Fresh growing in me
<sing it>
[POWER OF FRESH FLOWING IN ME!!]
[POWER OF FRESH GROWING IN ME!!]
<thats right>

<second synth solo>

Power of Fresh flowing in me
Power of Fresh growing in me

flowing-in-me, now-flowing-in-you
growing-in-you, now-growing-in-me

[YEEAAHH!!]

thank you.. thank you

..praise God... the universal freshmaker!!

[YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]

thats right..

.. stick around.. our next act is coming up shortly!!

.. and please.. fly safely folks!

<hands to the sky, boobs in the bare, lighters on high, hope in the air>

[Spaceboy Bluetyful]

Ladies and gentleman will you please welcome the Steve Miller Band

<YAAAAAAAWOOHOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!>

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how ya doin'?

<YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!>

well alright

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listen up now, were gonna whip out a song about a big fat cat whos given us nothing but trouble, trials, and tribulations.

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One, two, three, hey
Yeah alright, looka here
I was cruising down the main street one night
In my fine Z8 and a big fat roll
but the trip that night didnt turn so right
when I walked back home and my baby got towed
cause my brand new Z8 ya she done n' ate..
ate up.. all my dough

Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
Texaco... there aint no need in your hangin around

And so the very next night I had to decide
I might be better off with a bicycle ride
but the trip that night didnt turn out quite right
when a man in a brand new Z8 he pulled up beside
and said sorry son but I got this gun that says
youre paying for my drive back home
and then he went up n' stole
ya stole... all my dough

Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
hey Texaco.. you kinda stink, and I kinda think its time, time for you ta go

ya I aint no sheep, and I really dont need your feed
now do I?
alright, Im gonna play my guitar right now, and just keep lovin' ya all

wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwahwah
wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwahwahwah waaaaahhhh
looka here baby
wah wah wahwah wah wah wahwahwah
wah wah wahwah waaaaahhhh
show em to me please............ oh yeah!!

So I hired Billy Mack to help me go out and track
The man... the man who took my dough
Found em at the bustop and then we called the cops
and away into night court we all did go
but the sentence wasnt quite fair when the judge declared
Im fining everyone ta pay for my ride back home
and so.... he took all our dough

Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
Your gas aint nothin but trash
Texaco.. there aint no need in your hangin around!!!

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thank you!

<YAAAAAAAWOOHOOAAAAAAAAWOOHOOAAAAA!!!!!>.............................:)

[Steev]

http://holyzoo.com/media/audio/studio/Holy_Zoo-Gas_Trash.mp3

[Spaceboy Bluetyful]

dude you just made my whole year with that:D

I hope mission specialists Rodney Stevens and Alan Jefferson are ready for the ultimate ride, the final battle between the forces of fresh and fart is now upon us............... :eek: