Cute Loops
08-18-2005, 08:44 AM
[this message comes to you from the state of Idaho]
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last year I spent about a half hour of my life on this, hope you like it...
MY DOG HAS HIGH-SPEED AOL by me
When the "free" bones came in the mail I never thought of looking at them, why should I?
A few days later I knew something was up when I looked out back and saw a work crew stringing cable into the dog house.
I ran out back and said "Hey, what the hell are ya doin'!?!?"
The man said "I got a work order here from Verizon to install this network cable, just doing my job, sorry"
Now wait just a second here, what the hell is going on?....
.... and so I run inside and grab my Verizon bill to start looking for the customer service number, when suddenly my eyes spy this line....
< 3rd party billing --
$48.30 for High-Speed AOL service >
What!! I NEVER EVER WOULD SIGN UP FOR AOL!! Im going out back and removing that damned cable right now!!
HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!
And as I reach down to yank that cable out I notice one of the free dog bones I received in the mail last week, I notice small letters on the bone, I pick it up and look closer, it's pretty chewed up by now but even so I can just make out this........
"By licking and/or chewing upon this bone you agree to the following condi..."
SON-OF-A-BITCH-THOSE-GREASY-BASTARDS-AT-AOL-SIGNED-UP-MY-DOG!!
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short but cute, hope ya got a chuckle from it............:cool:
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last year I spent about a half hour of my life on this, hope you like it...
MY DOG HAS HIGH-SPEED AOL by me
When the "free" bones came in the mail I never thought of looking at them, why should I?
A few days later I knew something was up when I looked out back and saw a work crew stringing cable into the dog house.
I ran out back and said "Hey, what the hell are ya doin'!?!?"
The man said "I got a work order here from Verizon to install this network cable, just doing my job, sorry"
Now wait just a second here, what the hell is going on?....
.... and so I run inside and grab my Verizon bill to start looking for the customer service number, when suddenly my eyes spy this line....
< 3rd party billing --
$48.30 for High-Speed AOL service >
What!! I NEVER EVER WOULD SIGN UP FOR AOL!! Im going out back and removing that damned cable right now!!
HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!
And as I reach down to yank that cable out I notice one of the free dog bones I received in the mail last week, I notice small letters on the bone, I pick it up and look closer, it's pretty chewed up by now but even so I can just make out this........
"By licking and/or chewing upon this bone you agree to the following condi..."
SON-OF-A-BITCH-THOSE-GREASY-BASTARDS-AT-AOL-SIGNED-UP-MY-DOG!!
..
.
.
..
short but cute, hope ya got a chuckle from it............:cool: