All hail Bill Gates, saviour of the Earth!

[Cute Loops]

<bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp.. Bill.. (crash!!) AHH!AHHHH!! he'll save every one of us (harmony guitar....|)>

[reporters caught up with Bill on a recent trip to his barber in Idaho and asked him how he planned on saving the Earth]

"why thats easy, the first step will be the deletion of Apple"...
http://mysite.verizon.net/bradwestcott/msn_apple.jpg

[when pressed further for an explanation on Apples deletion his response was this....]

"hey... my staff will always get me what I want, it may not be what you want, or what you don't want, but at least it's something, and something is better than nothing, and nothing is better than Apple right?"

[when pressed about the loss of employment for all those outta-work Apple employees Bill stated....]

"hey... MS can giveth as well as taketh away, and my staff has managed to implement the reversal of 9/11"....
http://mysite.verizon.net/bradwestcott/msn_wtc.jpg

<He's for everyone of us
Stands for everyone of us
He saves with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every child he's mighty Bill!!.. (crash!!).. bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp (fade)....>

[Cute Loops]

i admit it, im powerless against the call of zoo

thanks for the brilliant duality statement, yup im stealing it and im spreading seed with it arkanarkadoodoodoo

and now on to unix where i should be, as soon as i get this damed freebie linux pissing-me-da-fuck-off upnrunnin':confused::mad::confused:....:cool: