Cute Loops
11-25-2005, 12:49 AM
would you like some punch?
good.... heres an oldie but a baddy.
DECK THE HALL'S
<<is this it? I cant see with all this fuckin' snow>>
<<ahhhh.... yup the names on the mailbox dad stop!>>
....
((man, woman, boy, and girl, music sheets in hand, walk up to nice house all decked out with Xmas decorations))
-- Knock, Knock, Knock --
<<I just know this is gonna be one of the fun ones>>
<<I have a feeling too.... if it is try to share some of the fun with your sister this time alright?>>
<<k... woo hoo!... ya.. I'm gonn...>>
<<quiet now....>>
-- Knock, Knock, Knock --
Alright, Alright I'm comin'
<<someone's coming>>
<<shhhhhh, let your Dad talk>>
Yes, can I help you folks?
<<Seasons Greetings! were the Dukes from 'cross town, and we wanted to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas and comment on how lovely, charming, and peaceful looking your wonderful home is this holiday season>>
Well Thank You! Thank You!, thank you very much
<<You are welcome of course...... obviously you've put a lot of time and money into making your home the finest on your street this year, and we feel you deserve recognition for your efforts...... by any chance are your wife and children home this evening?>>
Well yes they are, Mildred!............... look, we have carolers!
Oh George how lovely!.... Kevin.... Kevin.... please come downstairs for a minute! ohhhhh Lord... I need to change these shoes; where is my new coat?.... I'll be right back folks.....
<<your wife is very lovely>>
Ya....... $350,000 worth of lovely, ahhhhh........ so Mr. Duke have you by any chance noticed my brand-new bay windows?
<<ohhhh yes...... they are very nice....>>
They're Pellanderson's.............. cost $10,000 apiece! I don't know if you've noticed but all my neighbors have cheap Sears! probably paid 500 bucks for em all, hehe
<<obviously they do not have your taste, or means>>
~ who are these stupid people?, I was jammin' on Grand Theft........ ~
Kevin, where's your manners?, these nice folks are here to sing for us
~ whatever ~
Well anyway, when the mill closed a couple years back this one-horse town lost just about all its jobs, but I hit the state lottery! and so I grabbed up properties left and right dirt-cheap, made a killing!!
~ ya you also threw Mrs. Clau.. ~
Shut up knucklehead!! anyway now I'm the only one left on the block who can even afford to decorate, its no small wonder you came to my house this year now is it!!
<<no it isn't>>
Ok, were all here George, so what song are you folks gonna start with? How about Jingle Bells? It's my husband's favorite!
<<ok Jimmy.... you may open da can on this one>>
Here's your fuckin' jingle bells ya fuck.... (SMACK).... can ya hear em jingling now ya fuckin' snob! (SLAP)
George oh my Go... (BAM)... Help, somebody Hel (SMACK)
<<Ok crew give em the ole' Duke family Christmas spirit>>
(BANG!) <<HELP!>> (THUD) (BOOM!) (SLAP) (THUD) <<YIKES!>> (THUD)
(CRASH!) (SLAP) <<OUCH!>> (SMACK!) <<HELP!>> (SLAP) (KABANG!) (THUD)
<<ok kids, dad doesn't have to tell ya what ta do next>>
<<woo hoo!! yaaaaaa!!!>>
(SOUNDS OF SMASHING GLASS PANES).................................
....
<<woah...... cool>>
<<ya it was>>
<<that was way fun Mom and Dad>>
heellppp...
(KICK) <<Stay down ya fuck until were done carolin' for ya>>
<<ok guys are we all ready.................>>
1 - 2 - 3 anda
- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way..........
..............................
..............................
......... oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleighhhhhh! -
....
<<Wow! That was the best house so far tonight Mom and Dad!>>
<<Save some energy now kids, we still have a few more Halls to go>>
<<That's right..... Jimmy grab that phone book......... what's the next address...............>>
((drive away into the night to happy Xmas music))
THE END
good.... heres an oldie but a baddy.
DECK THE HALL'S
<<is this it? I cant see with all this fuckin' snow>>
<<ahhhh.... yup the names on the mailbox dad stop!>>
....
((man, woman, boy, and girl, music sheets in hand, walk up to nice house all decked out with Xmas decorations))
-- Knock, Knock, Knock --
<<I just know this is gonna be one of the fun ones>>
<<I have a feeling too.... if it is try to share some of the fun with your sister this time alright?>>
<<k... woo hoo!... ya.. I'm gonn...>>
<<quiet now....>>
-- Knock, Knock, Knock --
Alright, Alright I'm comin'
<<someone's coming>>
<<shhhhhh, let your Dad talk>>
Yes, can I help you folks?
<<Seasons Greetings! were the Dukes from 'cross town, and we wanted to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas and comment on how lovely, charming, and peaceful looking your wonderful home is this holiday season>>
Well Thank You! Thank You!, thank you very much
<<You are welcome of course...... obviously you've put a lot of time and money into making your home the finest on your street this year, and we feel you deserve recognition for your efforts...... by any chance are your wife and children home this evening?>>
Well yes they are, Mildred!............... look, we have carolers!
Oh George how lovely!.... Kevin.... Kevin.... please come downstairs for a minute! ohhhhh Lord... I need to change these shoes; where is my new coat?.... I'll be right back folks.....
<<your wife is very lovely>>
Ya....... $350,000 worth of lovely, ahhhhh........ so Mr. Duke have you by any chance noticed my brand-new bay windows?
<<ohhhh yes...... they are very nice....>>
They're Pellanderson's.............. cost $10,000 apiece! I don't know if you've noticed but all my neighbors have cheap Sears! probably paid 500 bucks for em all, hehe
<<obviously they do not have your taste, or means>>
~ who are these stupid people?, I was jammin' on Grand Theft........ ~
Kevin, where's your manners?, these nice folks are here to sing for us
~ whatever ~
Well anyway, when the mill closed a couple years back this one-horse town lost just about all its jobs, but I hit the state lottery! and so I grabbed up properties left and right dirt-cheap, made a killing!!
~ ya you also threw Mrs. Clau.. ~
Shut up knucklehead!! anyway now I'm the only one left on the block who can even afford to decorate, its no small wonder you came to my house this year now is it!!
<<no it isn't>>
Ok, were all here George, so what song are you folks gonna start with? How about Jingle Bells? It's my husband's favorite!
<<ok Jimmy.... you may open da can on this one>>
Here's your fuckin' jingle bells ya fuck.... (SMACK).... can ya hear em jingling now ya fuckin' snob! (SLAP)
George oh my Go... (BAM)... Help, somebody Hel (SMACK)
<<Ok crew give em the ole' Duke family Christmas spirit>>
(BANG!) <<HELP!>> (THUD) (BOOM!) (SLAP) (THUD) <<YIKES!>> (THUD)
(CRASH!) (SLAP) <<OUCH!>> (SMACK!) <<HELP!>> (SLAP) (KABANG!) (THUD)
<<ok kids, dad doesn't have to tell ya what ta do next>>
<<woo hoo!! yaaaaaa!!!>>
(SOUNDS OF SMASHING GLASS PANES).................................
....
<<woah...... cool>>
<<ya it was>>
<<that was way fun Mom and Dad>>
heellppp...
(KICK) <<Stay down ya fuck until were done carolin' for ya>>
<<ok guys are we all ready.................>>
1 - 2 - 3 anda
- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way..........
..............................
..............................
......... oh what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleighhhhhh! -
....
<<Wow! That was the best house so far tonight Mom and Dad!>>
<<Save some energy now kids, we still have a few more Halls to go>>
<<That's right..... Jimmy grab that phone book......... what's the next address...............>>
((drive away into the night to happy Xmas music))
THE END